I am one aplenty with commandments (if you follow my previous posts) but that’s because I feel like you can have yourself right on track when you set these rules in an almost divinely interference. So here I go, setting a commandment over something associated with a female dog. But as Urban Dictionary coined it, “A bitch with a pH value greater than 7”, and the best one compared to other few definitions extracted from rap lyrics (bear with me, because the rest was just too much! lol) –

“Someone who is unflinchingly upholding of the status quo and stereotypes of their gender without even realizing it. She engages in typical, unoriginal behaviors, modes of dress, speech, and likes. She is tragically/laughably unaware of her utter lack of specialness and intrigue. She believers herself to be unique, fly, amazing, and a complete catch, when really she is boring, painfully normal, and par. She believes her experiences to be crazy, wild, and different or somehow more special than everything that everybody else is doing, when really, almost everyone is doing or has done the exact same thing. She is typical and a dime a dozen. There are many subtypes of basicness, such as the basic ratchet, the basic sorority bitch, the basic groupie bitch, the basic I’m-so-Carrie-from-Sex-and-the-City bitch, etc, but ultimately, they all share the common thread of being expendable and unnoteworthy and, in some cases, having absolutely no redeeming qualities.”

So there you have it.

I have my own quirks that many think are an oddball of a look or off-kitler of a behavior. I hate settling. and because of that, I feel like sometimes I tried hard to resist and not get sucked into these ‘trends’ and therefore in many occasions might may me look like I try too hard.

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and sometimes I look silly

This post aims to discuss not only about my sordid, bitter truth of the amounting level of basic bitchery that I have spotted on numerous influencers, fashionistas, perhaps just girls on Instagram (I have even noted that I carry some of these qualities, okay, so dont get all ratchet on me lol). This comes from one, whose biggest pet peeve comes from being ‘basic’ and surrounded by elements that drives you to be ‘basic’ in a career environment that requires you to think outside of the box. These is not scornful post, but really, if you guys can look at these from a broarder perspective, they do ring true. What I was hoping to achieve from this? Is that I see more people sort of breakaway from what is ‘trendy’ and opted to embrace unqiue quirks instead; read more, see more, absorb more than just looking into whatever else people are gaging towards just for the likes lately. So, probably either going to have people grabbing pitchforks and have me slain or you could either see this as satire, because at the end of the day; you either get it, or just be a settler you basic bitch, you.

  • You worship Ryan Gosling – Don’t just roll your eyes on me on this, 7 other web articles I look at seems to agree too!

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You say yaas, looove, slaaay to everything – I am guilty of the YAAS bitImage result for yaaaas gif

You all look like this.

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  • I will, and not ever shut up about my disdain for anything Kardashian.

You wear Thrasher shirts but never really skateboarded or at least knew what an Ollie is

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Even my muse Riri gets it sometimes. Tsk, tsk.

You take your and ootds at cafes

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In all fairness, KL is lacking so many awesome, generic backdrops for the right OOTD shot. I know this all too well and only cafes promise the best OOTD setting 🙁

Dim Sum Dolly is where you would congregate for your tea time menageries

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I see this mostly on my Insta feed more than 5 times during the weekends. Not exaggerating.

You tote a generic Chanel 2.55 or  Lady Dior bag to fashion events

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In fashion events term, its pretty basic. However, if you’re carrying the new limited edition ones, they’re quite the sight! :p

Monochrome, Jeans, Monochrome All Day

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Spruce. it. up!

You wear those super high platform Louboutins

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It hurts my eyes everytime I see people wear these to events. The best Louboutins are the flat, pointy-toed ones. Classic. Plus, most of the streetstyle shots in these style Loubs are from 2012-2013; get the picturee?

You have Kinfolk, Monocle just for flatlaying purposes

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I was guilty of this once. lol

You own Yeezy Boosts

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Fuckboys, looking at you too.

Nude all day err day

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Thank the Kardashians and Kanye for this. This. Generic look.

You pull your hair and finger-mouths on Insta

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Bonus if you look down.

You like unicorns and mermaids

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What about other mythical creatures like the succubus or hello, Sailormoon (AHA)

These being said, don’t let me ruin your parade. If any of these make you happy, then why bother taking these all in? Take them with a hint of salt, and hopefully this faux guide gets you tickled if you tick all of these boxes or gets you all riled up to really shake things up with your wardrobe/ lifestyle selections.

Hire me to help you out and un-basicbitchify you!

(also, did I miss anything?)